I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
