only you would photoshop your dick
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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