She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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