But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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