pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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