Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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