There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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