Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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