Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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