is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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