they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
why is half of my head shaved?
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