Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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