Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
jump out the window naked night went bad
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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