I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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