Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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