to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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