Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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