Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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