I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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