Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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