i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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