If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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