dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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