If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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