you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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