Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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