I just cut my nipple shaving
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
