Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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