Non-Jews are for practice
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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