haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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