I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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