i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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