She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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