I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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