I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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