Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You have to summon your inner elephant
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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