Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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