I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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