no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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