Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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