you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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