so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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