I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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