My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
it's great music for shaving your balls
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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