I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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