doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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