I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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