We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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