I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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