and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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