If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So many bounce houses so little time
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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