i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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