You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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