I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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