Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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